in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
THIS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ME LAUGH THAT HARD
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
[AGRESSIVELY SINGS LET IT GO]
i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"
wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
he regrets it as soon as he says it