ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

adisneystateofmind:

THIS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ME LAUGH THAT HARD

adisneystateofmind:

THIS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ME LAUGH THAT HARD

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

i-mkatiefuckingfitch:

[AGRESSIVELY SINGS LET IT GO]

ghostdrama:

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

pandamist:

pandamist:

"I’m breathing in, the chemicals"

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wHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND

zeeewa:

powerful, thunderously attractive buddies

zeeewa:

powerful, thunderously attractive buddies

WHO’S PUMPED FOR THE NEW BLACK WIDOW SERIES THO

WHO’S PUMPED FOR THE NEW BLACK WIDOW SERIES THO

superwhlockian-potterhead:

he regrets it as soon as he says it

clannyphantom:

mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL

clannyphantom:

mmmAAAAIIIIILLLL

thewicked-eternity